Subway

Got into the subway, found a seat and sat down while Ryan was standing in front of me.

Before my butt cheeks touched the seat...

Black lady next to me said, "Is that your man, OHHH...He IS HOT."

Me, "Yes, he sizzles and HE IS MINE. DO NOT TOUCH!"

Boy, I thought my dog stole my thunder. Why do I run into beautiful things all the time?